Paying to play…
The media is having a field day bitch slappin’ Gov. Blago but I think folks need to tread lightly. “Pay to play” is a sexy phrase for good ‘ol fashioned politics…you hook me up and I’ll scratch your back so on and so forth. Nepotism, doing favors, hiring your boys, using your clout to get shit done is the American way; I think Blago pissed of the wrong folk and that’s why he has a bulls eye on his ass. Apparently this dude has been under scrutiny since he took office back in 2003. It seemed like once a month some new scandal appeared on the horizon and everyone would ooooh and ahhhhh and then the shit would just disappear. So it just seems mad shady that the only thing they could find on this cat was some tape recording or some shit of him trying to cut a deal??? Are you serious??? After all this damn FBI, NSA, NWA, CIA, probing and this is what they come up with? And what’s up with Jesse Jr.? Dude claims he was an informant for the government for the last 10 years. Giddafuckoudahere! He was just salty because he tried to put his wife on some special lottery commission but got shut down because his paper wasn’t staking right. The last time I checked the government didn’t approach innocent folks to wear wires.
Dude, if I had the golden senate seat and had the authority to appoint whomever I saw fit….man, if you ain’t talking ’bout handing a brotha six figures, a record deal, some black, red, green & yellow Air Force Ones, a bag of tropical flavored skittles, tickets the Grammy’s, American Music Awards, The Hip Hop Honors and the BET Awards, drinks by the pool with Halle Berry and Nia Long, a North Face puffer coat, a Rodeo Drive shopping spree for the misses, one on one soccer instructions for my son by David Beckham, a special appearance on Soul Train, Ugly Betty, Grey’s Anatomy, Gossip Girl (so I could smack the shit out of Blair and Chuck Bass) and 30 Rock, a black ‘74 Buick LaSabre ragtop (I love the classics), a snow blower, some landscaping around the crib, finish my damn basement, a backup singing gig with Goapele, Norah Jones, Lalah Hathaway, Rahsaan Patterson and Lenny Kravitz…then you can kick rocks. Next!
